Friday, February 24, 2006

Flashman and Iraq


Opening the pages of ‘Flashman On The March’ - the latest in the superb series of Flashman books by George MacDonald Fraser – I was struck by the nature of the foreword.

In explaining the historical context of the book, George has made some very pointed remarks about the current situation this country finds itself in regarding the Iraq war.

It’s probably the first time I have read such political comment on a current issue in the foreword of what is ostensibly a comedic, historical romp through the annals of British history – and it very much struck home. I hope George will not mind me reproducing some of it here because it makes an excellent point far more eloquently than I can.

‘Flashman On The March’ is about the hero’s involvement in the Abyssinian War of 1868, one of the strangest of all imperial campaigns. It involved a British Indian Army invading one of the least known and dangerous countries on earth simply to rescue a tiny group of British citizens held captive by a mad monster of an African King.

Says George: “ .. it may be, that along with the light he (Flashman) casts on a unique chapter of imperial history, he invites comparison with a later and less glorious day.

“For Flashman’s story is about a British army sent out in a good and honest cause by a government who knew what honour meant. It was not sent without initial follies and hesitation in high places, or until every hope of peaceful issue was gone. It went with the fear of disaster hanging over it, but with the British public in no doubt that it was right. It served no politician’s vanity or interest. It went without messianic rhetoric. There were no false excuses, no deceits, no cover-ups or lies, just a decent resolve to do a government’s first duty: to protect its people, whatever the cost. To quote Flashman … those were the days.”

Friday, February 17, 2006

LOSS OF LIBERTY 2

This week saw laws passed in Parliament which will mean that people will feel the heavy hand of Government upon them during the next few years – a hand which if it gets any heavier will completely flatten us all.

Firstly, ID cards. The Government initially said we needed them to counter terrorism. Now it is clear that the 7/7 bombings would not have been stopped by everyone having an ID card, they are scaring us with the threat of identity fraud.

Even government minister Peter Hain on BBC Question Time last night did not look convinced by his arguments in favour of these cards – if he isn’t, then why should we?

All they will do is enable this – and future – Governments to be able to track our every move, know everything about us and, probably, sell that information for commercial gain. If you don’t think that will happen then ask the DVLA what they have done with motorists’ details and car clamping companies – something they have had to subsequently apologise for. And we will have to pay at least £93 for the privilege!

Now there is to be a complete ban on smoking in public places. As a non-smoker, I suppose I am glad that my air will no longer be polluted by tobacco smoke. But as someone who has moral difficulty applauding more and more Government intervention in our lives, I can’t help thinking that this is the thin end of the wedge. As Stephen Pound MP said in the Commons debate on this issue: what next? Drink, fatty foods, sweets, motor cars ….?

And as to the dangers of passive smoking, see this interesting article on Spiked Online: http://www.spiked-online.com/Articles/0000000CAF7C.htm

A law preventing glorification of terrorism – what is that all about? We have perfectly adequate laws to prevent incitement to violence and murder. These are laws which can be used if there is a political will to do it. Why do we need this vaguely-worded offence?

And what will it be used for? I bet the first time it is applied, it won’t be an extremist muslim demonstrator praising the July suicide bombers – it will probably be some old dear who says that animal rights groups releasing laboratory animals into the wild is a good thing. What price free speech?

Watching Question Time last night and listening to the audience’s questions and views, it is clear that people are getting more and more worried about this increasing government interference in our lives. I think they are right to be worried, and frightened. We must keep our wits about us and fight back where we can.

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Random acts of reality

I have included a permanent link to this blog ( see sidebar ) as it is one of the best I've seen. It is the thoughts and experiences of a paramedic based in Newham, East London. It's been so successful that the writer has been asked to put it all into a book! Well worth a look.

http://randomreality.blogware.com/

Monday, February 13, 2006

The White Lion, Warlingham


Opening Up

This post charts the highs and lows, the failures and successes and the ongoing history of ‘The White Lion’ – Warlingham’s most famous hostelry pictured above in more bucolic days – according to yours truly, Dougie Doolittle, sage and scholar to the drinking classes.

The following relies on dedicated research, unparalleled local knowledge and my own natural storytelling skills, fuelled by pints of Carling, regular intakes of vindaloo from the Warlingham Tandoori and, not least, my own small stash of exotic tobacco.

First Round

It doesn’t do too well to be too tall if you are a White Lion regular, as the sign above the door states: ‘Weary traveller do ye mind your hatte’ although it’s clear that many modern day imbibers do not understand Olde Englishe, judging by the regular sickening thuds as head meet low beams and the accompanying expletives that can be heard on any given day.

Obviously, people were a lot shorter in the days when the White Lion was built – around 1467, according to this history books – which is why many of the low beams in the building barely reach six feet.

Of course, the recent refurbishment, more of which later, has meant tall people can manoeuvre round the place in reasonable comfort now – so long as they stay in the garish, modern extension!

But, the Lion wasn’t always a pub. It was built first as a farmhouse and cottages, only becoming an Inn later in the 15th Century. This was due to an inspired move by owner and local farmer, Hubert Grassdangle! I think the fact that the Parish Council continually refuse to put up a statue in his honour on the front of the pub is a national disgrace.

The White Lion Inn became an immediate hit, with its warren of intimate and enclosed bars, lit by old carriage lamps, and its unique features such as the Inglenook fireplace beneath which is buried the entrance to a secret tunnel leading under the Limpsfield Road to the nearby almshouses.

And it’s worth looking out for the carved wooden post which escaped the refurbishment and which precariously supports one end of the particularly low beam running across the main bar area. It was taken from the corner of an Elizabethan four poster bed whose springs once bounced along to an amorous romp between Shakespeare-wannabe, Christopher Marlowe, and a mystery milkmaid from nearby Chelsham.

During the 19th Century, the Lion’s services were more diverse than they are today, selling general provisions as well as beer much like some of the bars in rural Ireland still do to this day.

Inside the pub, the atmosphere was often gloomy, with little sunshine breaking through the smoke-fugged rooms and, not surprisingly perhaps, there have been many sightings of apparitions in the main bar area after closing time when all but the bar staff have gone.

One notable encounter was in 1913 when Dorothea Tremayne-Wilkinson, the daughter of a local wealthy businessmen, big in steam-driven suction pumps for cesspits, found herself collecting glasses as a favour to her barmaid friend.

She heard a noise in the main bar, poked her head round the door and saw at the bar a young girl dressed in white standing next to a florid-faced man with heavy black Cavalry whiskers, banging soundlessly on the bar top, apparently demanding a drink.

I now understand that this could be Colonel Manley Pilkington and his young wife, Cecilia, who tragically died in 1824 while waiting for a coach to London. They were both pushed under the hooves of the oncoming horses by jealous rival, Frederick Fawshaw, and his rather simple-minded brother, Jebediah, who were both later hanged for their crimes.

During the 1890s, the right hand wing – which the keen observer may notice is slightly out of scale with the rest of the building – was rebuilt. But it wasn’t until 1971 that it was given its own bar. It was also during the 1970s that the large garden at the back was opened up and a further serving area provided to cater for the many families and tourists who visit the pub during the summer months.

The Genial Hosts

In the 19th Century, the White Lion belonged to Croydon brewery, Crowleys, who along with their local rivals, Nalder and Collyer, owned many of the surrounding hostelries.

They made the wise decision of letting the pub to the Churchill family – and succeeding generations of this dynasty manned the beer pumps at the Lion for 72 years, between 1868 and 1940. The following 30 years saw G W (Bill) Adams at the helm who poured his last pint in 1970 when he retired.

He was then replaced by the mysterious Dane, Cnut Neilson, a blond haired, blue eyed charmer who lasted just a few months after he fled into the night with the Christmas takings, never to be seen again. There were some sightings of the Dodgy Dane, pouring Scandinavian lager in a Spanish bar in Magaluf but these were never confirmed. The Lord Lucan of Warlingham, that what I always called him!

The biggest effect of Charrington’s takeover from Crowleys in 1971 was to make the Lion a managed house and placed it, alongside other older pubs, into a separate company called Vintage Inns. There followed a succession of faces behind the bar who all foisted a variety of their own individual foibles and idiosyncrasies on us unsuspecting drinkers.

Leading the way were Tony and Tiu Brand who reigned between 1971 and 1984 and who left a legacy by establishing the Lion’s reputation for good food – a reputation which has fallen into disrepute in recent years, highlighted by a distinctly unflattering review in the local paper.

They were followed by Brian Basen ( 1984-1986 ), Tim Bartel ( 1986 -1987 ) whose extra-curricular parties could have made the front pages of the News of the World ( think human spin-the-bottle games ! ), Kath and Andy Smith ( 1987 – 1989 ) and Julia ‘Charlie’ Evans whose nickname came from her resemblance to Farrah Fawcett-Majors in Charlie’s Angels.

Jill and Alan ‘Drinkseversomuch’ followed Charlie and remained for just 5 months, followed by Christine Sheridan, who was in the post from July 2000 until February 2002 when a tragic shooting incident forced her departure and the closure of the pub for 6 weeks. From this low point, the pub slowly recovered with Andy Eyles as manager followed by Amber.

Charlie made her return as manager following the refurbishment and not long after departed again!

Spirits and Mixers

Sometimes to the annoyance of regular imbibers, the Lion became a popular stopping off point during the 1890s and 1900s for ramblers and cyclists venturing out from the suburban hell of Croydon.

They were followed by the first ever motorists – or, at least, those brave enough to tackle the steep hills surrounding Warlingham, hills which also discouraged train and bus development and enabled the area to remain remote and unspoilt until the later 1920s. Some of these visitors’ verbal ramblings can be seen in a visitors’ book which used to be display in the pub’s middle bar but was liberated by a well-known local to save it from the clutches of the redevelopers. It remains safely hidden to this day.

During the Second World War, the pub became popular with servicemen, notably RAF pilots and aircrew from the nearby aerodromes at Biggin Hill and Kenley. Winston Churchill himself stopped off on one occasion while driving to his home in Chartwell.

His car conveniently broke down outside the pub and while his chauffeur carried out the necessary repairs, he retired to what is called ‘The IPA Bar’, downed several large brandies and entertained regulars by practising his most famous speech, ‘never in the field of human conflict .. ‘

One regular did walk in during his impassioned rhetoric and asked him why Churchill was sitting in his favourite chair and would be kindly move? Churchill’s reply is not recorded.

During Bill Adam’s time it is recorded that members of the Handlebar Club ( moustaches, nothing to do with bikes ), including'Whacko!' comedian Jimmy Edwards, used to meet at the Lion occasionally during the 1950s and 1960s.

Many of the regulars have been coming in on a daily or weekly basis for over 50 years but the probable record holder must be former village bobby, Arthur ‘Curley’ Wiles, who had an attendance record going back to before the First World War. Of course, he never rode his bike drunk once…

Last Orders

There was much controversy when Mitchells and Butler decided to refurbish the pub. But, a well-orchestrated local protest succeeded in forcing the faceless accountants running the brewery to considerably review and redraw their plans for the pub. Apart from the rather incongruous pub sign at the front there is little to detract from the most attractive façade of this ancient building. The interior is now split between old and new, and draws criticism and admiration alike.

Afters

Well, this was a potted history of the White Lion, garnered from various sources If anyone has any other interesting anecdotes, facts or memories, then let me know through this blog.

See you there for a pint!



Dougie Doolittle.

Friday, February 10, 2006

In praise of blogs ...

This article on the BBC website about how blogs can make a difference is worth a read:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/4696668.stm

( Kevin: take note! )

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Bigs Bunny!

This story appeared in our national press last Friday. I just love this picture - and wouldn't it be great to have something like him running round at home. He'd scare the hell out of burglars!

"A man has been showing off his gigantic rabbit named Herman. The mighty bunny weighs a massive 7.7kg, and his ears are a lengthy 21cm - almost as long as most pet rabbits are tall. And he is almost 1m tall. The German Giant is even big for his breed, which usually tip the scales at around 6kg. Herman lives in a specially built solid oak hutch and chomps his way through just over 2kg of food a day. His owner says his favourite snack is lettuce. The giant bunny also takes a vitamin supplement to keep him healthy, and munches through a bale of hay a week."



I just love the feet!

Sunday, February 05, 2006

Carol is Climbing the Walls!

Just to change the flavour a bit I thought I would write a little about my new venture. I have attended the first of three rock climbing lessons - something I have wanted to do since I went on a taster course 5 or 6 years ago with the singles group 'Spice', which incidentally I would highly recommend to any singles that like to get out and about.


I was a bit apprehensive about having another go, unsure as to whether I would be fit enough to get to the top but I am relieved to say that I managed it without too much difficulty. I plan to go on some rock climbing weekends this year and will diary my adventures on our blog. I have my next lesson tomorrow and am really looking forward to it.

Click Here To See More Info About The Climbing School

Thursday, February 02, 2006

Bakewell and B&B

Have just returned from a week away in Lincoln and Carol and I spent a nice couple of days travelling to and from Bakewell. We stayed in a lovely B&B called Bolehill Farm, high on a hill in the Peak District.

The people were so nice and friendly, the accommodation excellent ( especially the sauna! ) and the breakfast superb, we thought we'd give them a mention here just in case anyone is looking to visit the Bakewell area and need somewhere great to stay.

Here is a link to their site and a picture of the view:

http://www.bolehillfarm.co.uk/bb1.htm


Nice, innit?

Global warming - let's get things into perspective

Professor James Lovelock has just published a book called ‘The Revenge of Gaia’ which paints an apocalyptic vision of what will happen in the next hundred years or so because of climate change.

Basically, we’re all going to hell. The world will get so hot, we will all die except for a hardy few who will end up living on the polar icecaps which will be the only temperate places left on Earth.

Apparently, Professor Lovelock is very respected and is renowned for his Gaia theory which suggests the Earth functions as a single organism which maintains the conditions necessary for its survival. He claims that we have now done the Earth so much damage that it will wreak its revenge – and it’s too late to do anything about it!


At the same time, a major scientific report states that rising concentrations of greenhouse gases may have more serious impacts than previously believed. The report, published by the UK government, says there is only a small chance of greenhouse gas emissions being kept below "dangerous" levels.

The report, Avoiding Dangerous Climate Change, collates evidence presented by scientists at a conference hosted by the UK Meteorological Office in February 2005. Our esteemed Prime Minister, Tony Blair, said in the report's foreword: "it is now plain that the emission of greenhouse gases... is causing global warming at a rate that is unsustainable.

Now, I’m no scientist. I don’t know if any of these doomsday scenarios will actually come to pass. But I can’t be alone in thinking that global warming is quickly becoming the ‘third world war’ of our time.

For years we lived under the spectre of nuclear annihilation. Now, that fear seems to have disappeared, we need something else to give us nightmares.

Global warming gets blamed for a lot. Look at the recent flooding at Boscastle in Cornwall, Hurricane Katrina, searing heatwaves in Europe last year, the current freezing cold weather in Europe, flowers blooming early in the spring – and Chantelle winning ‘Celebrity Big Brother’ for all we know.

It seems to me that climate change has been a feature of Earth’s history for millions of years. Throughout human history, we have a tradition of adapting to changes in climate and environment. No one seems to mention this ability when talking about the effects of global warming.

Will we really just sit there in our homes while the flood waters rise across South East England? I don’t think so.

And, anyway, Professor Lovelock’s theory aside and if global warming is real, the general consensus seems to be that the worse effects won’t be seen for thousands, may be tens of thousands, of years. Time enough, surely, for technology and man’s ingenuity to adapt to the changing conditions.

Yes, eventually, we are all doomed, one way or the other. But let’s have a sense of perspective and stop this scaremongering now.

For an interesting article along similar lines see:

http://www.spiked-online.com/Articles/0000000CAF4F.htm